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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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(Source: steveinaspeedo)

i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

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gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

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masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

piercingsandink:

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

Yessss

  • Most People: "Classical/instrumental music is great to study to."
  • Musicians: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD JOKE